September 19 Humor

@ My friend Kathy and her children had been visiting her parents for the day. Before leaving, Kathy started washing her kids sticky handprints from the picture window. “Leave those alone,” said her mother. “But, mom.” Kathy protested, “when we were little, fingerprints drove you crazy.” “I know,” her mother said. “But you lived here and could always make more.”

@ The United States is the only country in the world where a woman hires a cleaning lady to take care of her house so she can volunteer at the day care where the cleaning lady leaves her children.

* One Moscow father was complimenting his comrade on the fine sons he had raised. He said you must be really proud of your boys. One is a people’s doctor and one is a people’s lawyer and one is a people’s artist. “They are fine boys” the father said, “but the one I am proudest of is in America”. “Oh, What does he do in America?”   “He sends money to us every month so that we all can eat the people’s food.”