February 7 Humor

@ A medical professor was giving a lecture on childhood diseases showing pictures of various diseases effects on the children. Some creative student got into his PowerPoint and added some pictures of nudes. The professor did not miss a beat when the first naked girl appeared. He said, “and now here she is all grow up and completely cured.”

# As a college professor, my husband has published several books. When he finished his latest book, I stopped at the supermarket to get some treats and bought some ice cream and champagne. As the clerk bagged my purchases she asked, “Celebrating something?”   “Yes,” I replied, “My husband just finished a book.”  The young lady thought for a moment and asked, “Is he a slow reader?”

% There is a lot going on in Las Vegas. I saw a great heavyweight fight last night, two women at the buffet table fighting over a glazed ham.