February 14 Humor

* Everything is changing again. The public is taking their comedians seriously and think their politicians are a joke.

@ I’m trying to figure out what to give my girlfriend for Valentine’s Day. They say diamonds are forever. What says, “this is for the next month and a half?”

@ I work as a receptionist at a doctor’s office.  Last Valentine’s Day, I arrived there to find a mystery man pacing up and down holding a package. As I got out of the car, he declared warmly, “I have something for you.”  Expecting a present form my secret admirer, I excitedly ripped it open the bundle. It was a urine sample.