March 12 Humor

* My daughter works for  a commercial lawyer who is very short. When Jean arrived in court with a bulging briefcase. the lawyer for the other party was a Goliath of a man.  When the big guy caught sight of Jean he cried out across the courtroom, “Well, little man, what have you got in that briefcase?” Without looking up, Jean replied “Five smooth stones.”

* A doctor was appearing  as an expert witness on behalf of a man injured in a car accident and was being badgered by an overbearing attorney. “You say doctor that you are familiar with the symptoms of a brain concussion. Is that correct.” “Yes, I am.” “Well then doctor please tell me and the jury, if you and I were riding in a car and another car struck us at high speed such that our heads were banged together, in your opinion would we  suffer a concussion?”  “It is my opinion,” replied the doctor, “that I would and you would not.”

@ Camping Is not what it used to be. We started out roughing it, now when we go camping my wife asks, “Honey, we need some more wood for the fire, Do you have change for a $20?”