March 24 Humor

* I walked into the music store to buy a CD of Rachmoinoff’s second Piano Concerto. I found the Rap the R&B, the country and jazz sections of the store, but no area where I might find a Rachmoinoff CD. “Excuse me,” I said to the young clerk. “Do You have a classical section?”  After a brief hesitation she asked, “You mean like Elvis?”

@ T. Boone Pickens told this joke to a group of bankers: Bob the banker calls in the oilman to review his loans. “We loaned you 1 million to revive your old wells, and they went dry,” says the banker. “Could’ve been worse,” the oilman replies. “Then we loaned you a million more to drill new wells and they were dry.”  “Could’ve been worse.”   “Then we loaned you another million for new drilling equipment, and it broke down.”   “Could’ve been worse.”  “I’m getting really tired of hearing that,” snaps the banker. “How could it have been worse?”   “Could have been my money,” said the oilman.

* A woman borrowed a DVD from the Memphis library and brought it back the next day. She indignantly complained to the clerk, “I got this movie about the ‘King and I’ and there nothing in there about Elvis at all.”