Amish Skiing

Amish Skiing

 

Most of us want to complain about the frigid winter weather, Jennifer Staggemeyer of Wakon, Iowa, captured video of someone making the most of the snowy conditions. She was in the passenger seat and managed to record an Amish Iowa man skiing alongside the road, pulled by a horse and buggy that seemingly had no driver. “I first thought when I saw them up ahead that they were stuck in the ditch,” Staggemeyer told KWWL TV in Waterloo, Iowa. The man handled drifts on the side of the road like an expert as his well-trained horse kept up a swift pace near Harmony, Minnesota.

 

A pair of Amish girls visiting NYC decide to try hot dogs for the first time. They buy two hot dogs wrapped in foil from a street vendor and sit down on a nearby bench, excited to finally try this modern cuisine. The first girl opens the foil, blushes with embarrassment, and shyly asks the second girl, “What part of the dog did you get?”

 

Q: Did you hear about the Amish Flu?

A: There are only two symptoms. First you get a little hoarse, then you get a little buggy.

 

Q: Why don’t the Amish water ski?

A: Because the horses would drown.

 

So someone online recently told me that he’s Amish…Wait a second…

 

What happened to the Amish boy who got in trouble for streaking at school?

He got suspendered.