An exciting day at the beach

It seemed like a comfortable, sunny day at the beach…until the wild pig came swimming, yes swimming in. Wild boar are known to be able swimmers. When the pig was spotted headed to the beach the yelling “run, run” started, but one man was able to grab a shovel and swat the pig with it to drive the pig away from the group of people. Wild pigs in Germany are common and a big nuisance. Last week a naked man was photographed chasing a boar that had stolen his clothes through a nudist park in Berlin. In 2019, Danish authorities built a 42-mile fence spanning the German border, not far from the beach at Schonhagen, in order to keep wild boar out. There are about 9 million wild pigs in 39 states of the US and their numbers would grow by 50% per year if unchecked.

 

Not so Boaring humor

Last week I was telling my husband about how some religions believe that when you die you get reborn, but as a totally different animal. He said he thought he’d like to be reincarnated as a pig. I said, “You evidently weren’t listening.”

I was speeding down a narrow, twisting, mountain road on my bike. When a woman was driving very slowly uphill, honking her horn and shouting at me: “PIG! PIG!!”. I flipped her off and shouted back “BITCH! COW!!”….Then I rounded the corner and hit the pig!

Where do flying pigs go? Hogworts

What do you call the pack of boars who killed members of Isis?
Squeal Team 6

 

August 16th Birthdays

1998 – Piper Curta, 1988 – Rumer Willis, 1986 – Arden Cho, 1959 – Angela Bassett
1994 – Cameron Monaghan, 1963 – Steve Carrell, 1955 – James Cameron

 

Morning Motivator

Don’t follow your dreams; Chase them.

 

When the pigs come swimming in

More pigs than ever