April 11th Humor

I was walking through town the other day when I saw someone pickpocket a dwarf. I don’t know how anyone could stoop so low.

At the Mexican border authorities have uncovered a massive underground drug smuggling tunnel snaking through the US-Mexico border. Law enforcement officers marveled at its sophistication. The elaborate tunnel had framed sidewalls, electricity, and its own Starbucks.

* When my husband and I were first dating, his mother pulled me aside to pay me a compliment. “You know Daniel used to bring home some really beautiful girls and not one of them had a brain in her head. But, from the moment I saw you, I knew you had something upstairs.”