April 15 Humor

 * I thought it was rather ironic that the local fast food place had a sign in their lot that read: “Parking for drive through customers only.”

 # A college boy said to his mom, “I have decided to be a political science major and I want to clean the mess in this country.  “His mother said “That is very nice. You can get started right now by cleaning up your room.”

  # The United States is the only country in the world where a woman hires a cleaning lady to take care of her house so she can volunteer at the day care where the cleaning lady leaves her children.