April 16th Humor

A mother was trying to teach her young son the evils of alcohol. She put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water wiggled around and lived, while the one in whiskey curled up and died. “All right, son.” asked the mother, “what does that show you?” “Well, Mom, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.”

+ A young man returning a library book about movie stars of the silent film era opened it to a photograph of the vamp queen Theda Bara and pointed. “Was she really a sex symbol in the 1920’s,” he asked? “Yes, she was,” the librarian answered. The teenager studied the photograph. “Boy,” he said finally, “no wonder you people had a depression.”

* Gus,” said Bill as he ran up to them on the way back to the camp. “Are all the rest of the boys out of the woods yet?” “Yes,” said Gus. “All six of them?” “Yes, all six of them.” “And they are all safe?” “They are all safe.” Gus answered. “Then,” said Bill, his chest swelling, “I think I shot a deer.”