April 17th Humor

Hulk Hogan is reportedly working on his first book. Hopefully he’ll be done reading in June.

* What is your name the store owner asked his job applicant. “Ford,” came the lad’s reply. “What is your first name?” ” Henry.” “Henry Ford, eh? That is a pretty well known name around here.” The boy smiled and said, “It should be, I have been making deliveries around here for two years.”

A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots down notes for his speech. Unfortunately, when he stands in front of his colleagues later that night, he finds that he can’t read his notes. So he asks, “Is there a pharmacist in the house?”