April 18 Humor

 * Confidence:  that quality which permits an individual to do crossword puzzles with a magic marker.

 # A Texan was trying to impress a Bostonian that the heroes of the Alamo were better than anyone else. Tex said, “I bet your never had anyone nearly as brave around Boston.” The Bostonian asked, “Have you ever heard of Paul Revere?” “Paul Revere, isn’t he the guy that ran for help?”

 + My brother Dan had returned home from Marquette University in Milwaukee with his dirty laundry one time too many. My mother caught him trying to sneak his clothes in the back door. “Let me guess,” she said. “All the machines in your dorm broke down again?” “Worse than that,” he replied. “Milwaukee  ran out of quarters.”