April 25th Humor

Three young ladies went on a little vacation together. They all worked in the same office. They decided to go horseback riding together. Once they were on the trail one of the girls pulled up and said, “Do you realize this horse makes more per hour than I do?”

My boss doesn’t believe money equals happiness. So instead of raises, he gives us Prozac.

The Law of Coffee: As soon as you get a cup of hot coffee, your boss will assign you a task that lasts just long enough for your coffee to go cold.

When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.