April 2nd Humor

# Visiting Washington DC we went to the mint. We saw how money is made and counted and sorted. We were especially impressed to see skids of dollar bills laying all around the place. After the tour we stopped into the gift shop and made a purchase. I paid the clerk with two twenties, she fumbled around the money drawer and asked, “Can I give you quarters as change? We are all out of dollar bills.”

@ “Mother,” asked the teenage daughter, “What was the name of the boy I met vacation?” “Which one, dear”, The mother asked. “You know, the one I couldn’t live without.”

I forgot how to throw a boomerang the other day – then it came back to me.