April 4th Humor

An old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as she delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer, so she pointed to the heckler and said, “will that gentleman please stand up and tell the audience what he has ever done for the good of the city.” “Well Ms. Mayor,” the man said in a firm voice. “I voted against you in the last election.”

You know you live in California when:

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can’t afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a timeout to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.

I live in my own little world. But it’s OK…they know me here.