April 5th Humor

A young man was applying to join Starfleet: “Where were you born?” asked the recruiting officer. “Earth, sir.” “What part?” “All of me, sir.”

One Orlando, Florida man’s counterfeiting scheme was really bogus because he decided to print several million Polish Zlotys, the total worth of not more than $300. What put their black market operation in the red was the fact the printing equipment he purchased to counterfeit zlotys cost him $19,000.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom’s wise words: “Don’t pick that up, you don’t know where it’s been!”