April 5th Jokes

Before a major college basketball game between two top 20 teams, one student nudged another and said, “Look at that player. I wonder what’s the matter with him? He looks so depressed.” “Haven’t you heard?” said his team mate. “It’s because his father is always calling him for money.”

What you get when you cross LeBron James and a groundhog? Six more weeks of basketball.

A visiting admiral approached Chekov’s station on the Star Trek ENTERPRISE. Thinking he would test the young officer, he asked, “What would you do if the weapons officer suddenly got his head blown off?” “Nothing, sir.” “Why nothing?” “Because I’m the weapons officer, sir.”