April 6th Humor

My cousin knew she had been home with the children too long when one day she watched a wedding between two sock puppets on Mister Rogers Neighborhood and she cried.

A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked in her ears with an otoscope, he asked, “Do you think I’ll find Big Bird in here?” The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, “Do you think I’ll find the Cookie Monster down there?” Again, the little girl was silent. Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her heart beat, he asked, “Do you think I’ll hear Barney in there?” “Oh, no!” the little girl replied. “Jesus is in my heart. Barney’s on my underpants.”

@ Soon after my son finished pilot training for the airline he flew home to celebrate. When he got there we all hugged and congratulated him and I said let’s got all go out to dinner tonight. He declined the invitation saying he would fell conspicuous in his airline captain uniform. We suggested that he just change clothes. He said, “I can’t, the airline lost my luggage.”