Aren’t they cute?

Aren’t they cute?

Francis Klontz never has to worry about what he will wear. His wife, Rosemarie just tells him which outfit she is wearing and he wears the matching outfit. Nearing their 68th wedding anniversary they wear matching outfits every day. “My mother got us matching shirts when we were in high school – well, I picked them out – and we’ve been matching ever since,” said Rosemary. “She just lays it out for me, and I don’t have to worry about a thing!” Francis said. The stylish sweethearts were going steady during high school. The couple also sings in perfect harmony for their local church and hospital visits in Sacramento, California.

I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa. Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I’ve never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.

“My wife only has two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space.”

I’m a girl! Don’t touch my hair, face, phone, or my boyfriend! (in that order).

My neighbor asked me to stop changing my clothes near my window.
I asked him, “Why? I keep the curtains closed and the lights off.”
He said, “I know that, I just think you should change inside of your house.”