Breakfast Anytime!

Breakfast Anytime!

Isabel Larios was among thousands of commuters stuck on the 105 Freeway in Hawthorne, California at 6 am. There was a deadly collision that shut down the road in both directions for several hours. Isabel happened to be driving her food truck on her way to her normal morning spot. While they sat in traffic she turned the motor off and got up to make herself some coffee. Stalled motorists took that as a sign she was open for business, asking, “Will you sell us coffee? Breakfast?” It wasn’t long before motorists began getting out of their cars and placing their orders for burritos, sandwiches and coffee from Larios’ food truck, parked in the carpool lane. Larios estimated that she sold dozens of orders of coffee and most of her eggs. Customers were delighted at her and their good fortune.

A truck loaded with Vicks vapor rub overturned on the highway
Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

Why are truck drivers always in accidents?
Because they are semi drivers.

The counselor asks, “What brings you two here today?”
The wife says, “He takes everything literally, l can’t stand it anymore!”
The counselor asks him, “What brings you here today?”
The husband says, “My truck.”

I called a suicide hotline in Afghanistan:
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.