December 21 Humor

* This Thanksgiving was a special one for me. My mom says I don’t have to sit at the card table anymore.

# The guide on our tour bus at Gettysburg drove around the battlefield and pointed out the sites. Curiously, every one of them celebrated the bravery and creativity of the Rebels in the battle. For example he pointed out  “That at this creek two brave boys from Georgia captured an entire Union regiment…”   One of the lady tourists spoke up and asked, “Didn’t the North win the battle of Gettysburg?” The guide snapped back, “Nope, and they aint gonna as long as I am driving this bus.”

@ Confidence:  that quality which permits an individual to do crossword puzzles with a magic marker.