December 23 Humor

* It was December, as an osteopath who is visiting my nursing home patients, I enjoyed hearing them  reminisce about long ago Christmases. The last patient of the day was 107-year-old woman. As we sat in chatted, I ask her, “What was Christmas like when you were seven years old?” her response was,”How should I know? That was 100 years ago.”

@ At the mall a cute little girl climbed up on Santa’s lap, got her picture taken and he asked, “What do you want for Christmas little girl?” She looked up indignantly and said, “Didn’t you read the email I sent you?”

@ What do you mean we don’t communicate? Just yesterday I left you a voice mail in response to the text message you sent me responding to my email.