Do you get the plate number?

Do you get the plate number?

Ontario’s newly-designed license plates just hit a speed bump. Call it Plate-Gate. Observers noticed that the new plates had the same blue color scheme as Prime Minister Ford’s Progressive Conservative Party. The real problems began once the plates went into use this month. “Has anyone else noticed that the newly designed license plates are totally unreadable from a distance at night?” One sheriff wrote: “Did anyone consult with police before designing and manufacturing the new Ontario license plates? They’re virtually unreadable at night.” He said some police departments reported that their handheld scanners weren’t able to read the new plates.

My instructor asked me, “Can you read that car’s license plate from here?”
I answered, “YES!! NOW COULD YOU **PLEASE** OPEN THE PARACHUTE NOW!!!???”

Fall is the most beautiful time in Florida, really…
All the license plates start changing colors.

A pickpocket is a victim of a motorcycle hit-and-run. A police officer comes to his aid. “Do you remember his license plate?” he asks. “No” says the pickpocket weakly, “but here’s his wallet.”

I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA…
For my black jeep…