Don’t mess with Mayor Judy

Don’t mess with Mayor Judy

Judy Cochran had a pet horse on her cattle ranch. Cochran, 73, is the recently elected mayor of the town of Livingston, population 5,000 or so, as well as a grandmother of three and a great-grandmother of one. She figured it was a gator that got her horse and something had to be done. A friend rigged a large hook baited with a days-old raccoon carcass over the pond. Judy waited patiently for the monster to appear and let fly a blast from her shotgun that eliminated the threat. Cochran, meanwhile, plans to get back to her work as mayor, Rotary Club member and board member of a bank and two hospitals, all of which she said has “kind of had to wait while I’ve been taking care of this celebrity stuff.”

On July 11th, 1804 Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton
On July 12th, 1804 Nancy Pelosi called for stricter gun laws

My friend was bragging that his new 3D printer can print a gun, but I’m not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, “I have a gun and I know how to use it!” The four men ran like mad, whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, got into the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. Then she figured it out. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a crazy old white lady with glasses, and curly white hair carrying a large handgun.