Eeek! get it out of here
Eeek! get it out of here
The Cairo, New York Police Department said officers responded along with personnel from Cairo Fire, Cairo Ambulance, Greene County Medics and the Greene County Sheriff’s Office when a vehicle left Silver Spur Road and crashed. The driver, who suffered a leg injury, told police she lost control of the vehicle and swerved into a stone fence which crushed the front of her car and deployed the air bags. The front of the car is crumpled; shredded metal can be seen beside the hood. The woman panicked and injured her leg because she was distracted by a spider in her car. A “moving object in vehicle, such as an insect or unrestrained pet,” was to blame for to 1% of distracting driving fatalities
A woman sat reading the paper while her husband was slumped in the recliner. She read aloud: “It says right here that paying attention to one’s mate is a sign of true love.” He shifted his position and said, “What?”
“Inside this fat body lies lives a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.”
My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her.
Or something like that …
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?