Falling Bear market

Falling Bear market

A Humboldt County Sheriff’s car had its lights and siren on at 11 p.m. while responding to an overdose call. As he drove next to an embankment on the side of the road a bear fell off the top of the stone wall on to the hood of the speeding car and broke the windshield. The driver lost control of the car and it went off the other side of the road. The car flipped and caught fire burning a large area of vegetation. The picture of the charred wreck is in the link below. The officer was able to get out of the safely and the bear rolled off and ran away. The fire department doused the car and the burned land around it. What was that animal thinking?

Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, “Do you recall your worst day last year?” The other responds, “Yes, the day I had diarrhea!”

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them fish?

There are stories that tell you a dog can talk. If a dog tells you he can talk, he’s lying.

Q. What did the polar bear cub complain to its mother at mealtime?
A: “Aw, no! Not SEALS again!”