February 27 Humor

* “I never saw you rolling your own cigarettes before. Why are you doing them now?”

“Because, the after my check up, the doctor said I should be getting a little exercise.”

* A salesman rang the bell and a suburban home. The door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?”¬†¬† The boy took the cigar out of his mouth. Flicked the ashes on the floor and asked, “What do you think?”