Forget flowers, nuggets of love

Forget flowers, nuggets of love

Jenna Spetz was the maid of honor for her cousin, Blair Hardy’s wedding. “When I tried to think of how to surprise her during my speech, I immediately thought of nuggets, because has loved nuggets since she was a kid,” Spetz explained. She emailed Tyson to ask them if they could help out. She didn’t believe she would hear back, but thought it was worth a shot anyways. “Little did I know, they contacted me right away and were off to the races,” Spetz said. “Tyson Foods overnighted the chicken nugget bouquet.” “I didn’t know of anything that would make her smile unless it was nuggets! So I thought, let’s just shoot an email to Tyson to see if they could surprise her with anything.” Tyson sent the custom nugget bouquet, and a year’s supply of nuggets.

Ordered 4 drinks at McDonald’s…..
….so they wouldn’t think all 50 chicken nuggets were for me.

Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?
They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Skinny dipping involves a swimming pool.
Fat dipping involves a ranch cup and chicken nuggets.