Getting off on the right foot

Getting off on the right foot

 

Clean Soles operator Rob Wickham says his two-year-old sneaker store was raided by two people on July 20 and by one person in Aug. 25. Taken together, he lost shirts, hoodies, a jacket, one complete sneaker pair — and 13 right shoes. Surveillance footage recently caught burglars making off with mostly right shoes over the course of two break-ins. Wickham says he typically keeps right shoes on display, while their other halves rest behind the counter. Accordingly, Wickham says the looters were “pretty much risking their freedom for nothing.” Roanoke County police spokeswoman Amy Whittaker says one 17-year-old has been charged in the July burglary. Police have also released video of the Aug. 25 burglary.

 

Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have a competitive Olympic team? A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the United States

 

Running is great, because you forget all your problems because you’re too busy focusing on one problem, and that’s that your whole body hurts.

 

Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!

 

Q: What do you call a free treadmill? A: Outside.