He fixed it

She fixed it

You can’t blame a dog for trying—and certainly not when they are super cute. My significant other and I had been trying to teach our dog to make less of a mess in our house—specifically, to not pull toilet paper off the roll. We weren’t sure we’d been making any headway until one day we came home to find that while we’d been out, feet of toilet paper had been unrolled…and then somehow rolled back up sloppily. All I can imagine is her playing with it happily, hearing us at the door, thinking, ‘Oh, crap!’ and trying to fix her mess. It was actually pretty impressive.”

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally he said, “What’d he do?”

In an upscale pet supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red Christmas sweater for her dog. The clerk suggested that she bring her dog in for a proper fit. ” I can’t do that,” she said. “The sweater is supposed to be a surprise.”

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot out of the fun of having one.