Here is an eviction you can enjoy
What would you do if your landlord wanted to kick you out? As of today, it is legal for them to do that as the eviction ban is over. What if your landlord wanted you to leave so badly that he gave you $475,000 to find another apartment? Even in the crazy world of San Francisco real estate, a $475,000 voluntary buyout has captured the attention of social media and local residents. They had been paying $12,500 a month recently for a seven-bed, eight-bath apartment. It takes up most of a floor in a century-old building with expansive views of the bay, Golden Gate Bridge and nearby Presidio park. San Francisco has among the strongest tenant protections in the country. MacDonald thinks the landlord is the winner, as he will be able to rent the apartment for $25,000 a month and recoup the buyout amount in just over three years. San Francisco rents declined during the pandemic, but still remain among the highest in the country. The average rent for a one-bedroom unit is $2,750, according to rental platform Zumper.
Get out and stay out
A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.
As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.”
He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”
Why did the Turkish army stay out of Syria?
There were curds in their whey.
What’s purple and smells like Mars?
My Apartment!
My girlfriend kicked me out of the apartment tonight…. she told me it was because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions.
So I said, “I shall return.”
August 2nd Birthdays
1980 – Nadia Bjorlin, 1993 – Cassidy Gifford, 1964 – Mary Louise Parker
1978 – Edward Furlong, 1948 – Dennis Prager, 1981 – Sam Worthington
Morning Motivator:
“Success is failure turned inside out.”