Hey Mom! Watch this

Hey Mom! Watch this

A Connecticut driver livestreamed himself recklessly speeding and crashing his vehicle. Police said posted the daredevil’s video on Facebook (Source below). While he totaled the car the driver avoided serious injury because he was smart enough to be wearing a seat belt. Kenneth Hofler, 23, of Middletown was going 102 mph on the bridge just before the crash. By the time police caught up, he had crashed taking out about 40 feet of guardrail and rolled the car. He was charged with reckless driving, driving with a suspended license, an uninsured car, possession of marijuana, and was represented by a public defender.

A cop pulls over a speeder “Do you know how fast you were going?” the officer asks.
“108” the man answers. “Why were you going 30 over the limit?” the cop asks, surprised the man admitted to speeding. “I was keeping up with traffic!” The officer looks up and down the road. “there’s no other cars!” “I know” says the man, “that’s how far behind I am!”

The city of Cleveland is no longer ticketing for speeding…
Instead, to deter speeders, they are giving mandatory attendance Browns’ tickets.

A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read, “RADAR TRAP AHEAD.” The officer later found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, “TIPS” and a bucket full of money.

A cop parks at the bottom of a bridge, waiting for a speeder. He pulls a man over for doing 40 over the speed limit, and says, “Son, I’ve been waiting for you all day.”
The man quickly responds, “Well, I got here as fast as I could!”