High Class Service Dogs

High Class Service Dogs

The head trainer for K-9 Country Inn Working Service Dogs took his class to the theater for a performance. The dogs in training were treated to Canadian theater’s live musical as part of their preparation for service. Laura MacKenzie said the theater outing was part of the two-year training program designed to help the canines keep their calm amid crowds, unusual lights and loud noises. Ann Swerdfager of the Stratford Festival said,  “The dogs were extremely well behaved, we hope they will join us for years to come.” (Video below)

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be… it is what it used to be; that is what’s wrong with it.

How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and five to say, “It’s too high for him!”

How do you know when there’s a soprano at the door?
She can’t find the key and she doesn’t know when to come in.