HO, Ho, Ho You have been a bad boy

HO, Ho, Ho You have been a bad boy

Santacon is a NYC tradition when hundreds of people dress as the jolly old elf and wander from bar to bar spreading the joy of their lark. Other cities call it a Santa pub crawl. This year as one of the groups walked from pub to pub. They walked into a fight between two train riders. One of the men pulled a knife and stabbed the other. That was too much for Santa, the men in red jumped on the perp and took away the knife and held him down until police arrived. The drunken assailant was indignant and still drunk enough to fight with police when they arrived. The Ho, Ho, Ho, was on the drunk captured on video and Santa wins again.

I spent the last twenty minutes trying to get my dog to wear a Santa hat for a photo. How do you people with kids do this every day?

Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they make the toys.

You stop believing in Santa Claus, when you start getting clothes for Christmas.

Christmas light displays are the freestyle rap battles of the suburbs.