January 26 Humor

* A patient at the dental office where I was a receptionist stopped by my desk to pay her bill. She began rummaging through her purse, as so many patients did when they had a check to write. “Do you need a pen?” I asked, offering her the use of mine. “Yes, thank you,” she replied. She took the pen, put it in her purse and proceeded to pay in cash.

@ My husband was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, I was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Then later, I continued my reading as he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “You’re cute.”    “What happened to beautiful?” I asked him.    “The drugs are wearing off,” he replied.

@ A brand-new reporter was sent out by the editor to cover the story of a man who could sing opera without interruption, while he was eating a seven course meal. The reporter came back and did not write up the story. The editor wanted to know the details of the none story. The reporter said there was not much of a trick to it, the guy had two heads.