July 23 Humor

* On his first trip to the top of the Empire State building a small boy stood quietly by his father as the elevator kept going: up up and up. Finally he looked at his father and asked, “Dad, does God know we’re coming?”

# My son came to me looking for some jobs to do around the house in order to make some money. He asked, “What jobs can I do Dad?”   “I can’t think of anything.”  My son asked, “Then will you put me on welfare.”

@ You know your child is watching way too much TV when they are asked what sound a duck makes and they say “AFLAC.”