July 2nd Humor

@ A passenger cornered a pilot in the terminal and asked, “How can you fly the plane at night?”   The pilot explained, “There is a red light on the left wing and a green light on the right wing and a white light on the tail. All I have to do is keep the airplane between the lights.”

So I understand George was the life of the party? Yeah, he was the only one who could talk louder than the music.

* Two young men were riding the train from work and Pete noticed Mike had his eyes tightly closed as the train stopped and started and rolled along. Pete asked Mike. “What is the matter, don’t you feel well?” Mike replied, “I feel OK. It is just that I cannot bear to see a woman standing.”