July 9 Humor

* The man asked, “Will smoking this pipe bother you? Not if my getting sick will not bother you?

@ As a conscientious father, I insisted my family start eating healthy. I bought a continuing supply of rice cakes for snacks, instead of doughnuts. Neither my wife nor my children were enthusiastic about my new hobby.  One evening when all the children were supposed to be in bed, I walked in the kitchen to find my youngest son smearing frosting on a rice cake.  “What are you doing?” I asked, surprised.  “This is how we always eat them,” Ben replied, “Mommy showed us.”

 @ The young lady queried the doctor after her surgery. “Doctor will the scar show?” The doc replied, “That is entirely up to you.”