June 12 Humor

 *The airline captain stood by the door as the passengers exited after suffering though a pretty bumpy landing. The man next to me was a college professor and as he went by the pilot and commented, “In my profession, I would give that landing a grade of C.” The pilot responded, “Professor in my line of work landings are not a graded course, they are pass/fail.”

 @ A plumber was hired to fix a leak. He came in with his canvas tool bag and when he opened it, money started flowing out all over the floor. 20’s, 50’s even $100 bills were falling on the floor. The embarrassed plumber stuffed the money back into the bag and started to go back out to the truck, “Can you believe this?” He says disgusted, “I brought in the wrong bag.”

 # An East German and a West German were fishing on opposite sides of the river. The West German was pretty steadily pulling in fish after fish wile Communist just watched and wiggled his line occasionally. Finally, he yelled across, “Why are you catching fish after fish and on this side I am not getting a nibble?” The West German thought for a minute and said “Maybe on that side they are afraid to open their mouths.”