June 18th Humor

In Macquarie Fields, Australia, a 4-flat housing trust property (public housing) was destroyed by a fire. A Maori family of 9, all welfare recipients and gang members, lived on the right first floor flat. They died. An Islamic group of seven welfare cheats, all illegally in the country from Pakistan, lived on the right ground floor flat. They, too, all perished. Five Aboriginals, all ex-cons lived on the left ground floor. They, too, died. A white couple lived on the left first floor flat. The couple survived the fire. Various multicultural agencies were furious!! They flew into Sydney and met with the fire commander. On camera, they loudly demanded to know why 21 minority Maori’s, Muslims and Aboriginals all died in the fire and why only the white couple survived? The Fire Commander said, “They were at work.”

Customer: “I’d like to insure my house can I do it over the phone?” Insurance agent: “No, I’m afraid a personal inspection is necessary.”  Customer: “OK then, but you better get over here quick, it is on fire now.”

Safety sign at Google:  “In case of fire: Exit building before posting the video.”