* When we only married for few months we had one of my wife’s friends over for dinner. During the meal she broke one of the forks. I spoke up, “Don’t worry about it Helen it was just a cheap set.” My wife glared at me and said, “Honey, Helen gave us that set as wedding gift”.
@ When I was a kid we always play cowboys and indians, and I was always in indian. Today I have my own casino.
# After being hit by lightning on the golf course, Lee Trevino was asked what he had learned from the experience. “When God wants to play through”, he answered, “you better let Him”.