June 29th Humor

* An older woman walked into the bank and sat down with the branch manager. She said, “I would like to talk about a loan.” The manager smiled and said, “Great, how much can you give us?”

# We were in an airplane sight seeing over the Grand Canyon and parts of Arizona. The captain told us to look out the left side of the plane and we could see the crater that had been made by a giant meteor impact thousands of years ago. The lady in the seat ahead of us commented, “Boy, if that thing had hit a little further to the right it would have hit the highway.”

The school superintendent greeted the school secretary and commented, “I hear you are going to be a grandma.” “Will that be the daughter I met last year?” She answered, “It is my son and his wife. My daughter and her husband can’t possibly have any children until they learn to make ends meet.”