June 4th Humor

@ A friend parked his car at the supermarket and as he walked into the store he passed a woman returning an empty shopping cart. A woman asked, “Excuse me sir, do you want my shopping cart?” He answered, “No, I don’t. I’m only after one thing.” She pushed the cart and away and muttered “typical male.”

* I drive a Ford focus. Want to know how small the Focus is? You know when you come to a parking spot that you think is open, but it’s not, that is a Focus.

Putin tests Russia’s first electric vehicle with GLONASS [a Russian alternative to GPS]: “The car with President Putin at the wheel traveled 100 meters in just 3 seconds!” And then what???    Then the power cord got pulled out from the wall socket…