June 6th Humor

Ben & Jerry’s ice cream wants to make a flavor inspired by Bernie Sanders. Whatever flavor it winds up being, we know Bernie will hate it for being too rich.

When you give birth to a great idea at work, your boss should give you 2 weeks of maternity leave.

Got an e-mail today from a “bored housewife 33, looking for some action!” I’ve sent her my laundry, that’ll keep her busy.