June 7th Humor

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they accept the light bulb as it is.

* The judge had gotten involved with the testimony dealing with a cantankerous Kentucky Colonel. Unable to get straight answers from the man the judge said: “They call you a Colonel, what regiment were you in?” The man drawled, “Wall, you see the Colonel in front of my name is like the honorable in front of your name, it don’t mean nuttin’.”

Wouldn’t it be SO nice if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free…. and three sizes smaller?