June 8th Humor

With today’s focus on exercising, I tried to talk my husband into joining me on a 20 minute walk each night. One evening after reading an article called, “Brighten your sex life,” I felt I had a new argument to present. I told my husband, according to what I read, if you just walked 20 minutes a day it would improve his sex life. He replied, “Who do I know that is 20 minutes away?”

Before you get into an argument you should walk a mile in your antagonist’s shoes. That way you will be a mile away and you will have their shoes.

Q: Did you hear the rumor about Kilauea and Mauna Loa?  A: All they do is make lava.