March 23rd Humor

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the puppy is still excited to see you.

My college roommate came in from his English midterm looking upset. “How did it go”? I asked. Throwing down his book bag, he said, “does F-A-L-E mean anything to you?”

@ The panhandler asked the guy walking down Euclid avenue, “Will you give me $5 for a sandwich?” The man responded, “I don’t know. Let me see the sandwich.”