March 27th Humor

@ Will and Ray, a couple of farmers, met at the town hardware store on Saturday. Willie lamented, “I had some problems with my herd. My prize bull was impotent, so I called the vet and he gave him some medicine and now he seems to be doing fine.” The next week Ray met Willie again and said, “My Bull has had problems too. What was that medicine the vet prescribed?” “I don’t know,” answered Willie, “but it tastes like chocolate.”

A brother of a student of mine showed me a photo their father had sent from Iraq. In it, his dad is sitting atop a tank. On the back of the tank is this bumper sticker: “My son is an honor student at Clear Creek Elementary School.”

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan!