March 28th Humor

The redneck teacher came into the class one day and said, “Students, today’s assignment is to make a sentence using the word ‘Omelette'”.  My son volunteered and said “That dude cussed me out, but omelette it go instead of fighting about it!”

@ While unloading the laundry from the dryer, I discovered that my son’s red crayon was in the batch and had melted all over the white uniforms and underwear. As I feverishly scrubbed the clothing, my son came by and I explained what it happened. He said to me, “Don’t worry, mom I have another red crayon.”

A miracle drug is one that has now the same price as last year.