March 29th Humor

A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender straight in the eye and says, “Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? Amazing, right? How about a drink?” The bartender thinks for a moment and says, “Sure, the toilet’s right around the corner.”

* Banks charge a “service fee” to give you your own money back at an ATM. Coke machines will soon expect a tip.

Why did Texas change their school color to orange? So they could play football on Saturday, hunt on Sunday, and do community service during the week.